Huh, I see you weren't kidding about the swearing. One day I'll donate my brain to science. When I'm done with it; which just might be tomorrow. I thought my youngest daughter would like to see a news item on Sony's latest gizmo as we have a Wii which she loves.
I had to fake my computer blowing up after I realized just how much swearing there was in it.
A word of caution. Unless you are trained in nuclear physics never EVER fake a nuclear explosion for purely diversionary reasons. The cats are glowing now, and the hamster's sterile. I found the dog two blocks away and I think she may be deaf. Now I need a new computer.
And a video terminal. Hmmmmm... I wonder if Sony has a good one?
Incidentally. Until 10 minutes ago "The Onion" was something I chopped up to put in my (world famous) spaghetti sauce. I will now ferret my laptop under my covers and see what other things lurk on their website. An educated Dad is a better prepared dad.
jmd, I looked up "blub" and it's a "swelling of fresh plasterwork." Which makes it a noun, apparently. I had that once. Fortunately it lasted for less than four hours so I didn't have to see a doctor.
I loved it. Very funny stuff, including the over eager fire marshall finding the errant cigarette that started the dorm fire. ( you can see it fall behind the two hotties..)thanks for the post.
You have to watch it twice to catch the little blubs scrolling across the bottom of the screen...
ReplyDelete'the little blubs'....
ReplyDeletethat made me fall off my chair.
Couldn't think of the word I wanted, so I made one up.
ReplyDeleteHuh, I see you weren't kidding about the swearing. One day I'll donate my brain to science. When I'm done with it; which just might be tomorrow. I thought my youngest daughter would like to see a news item on Sony's latest gizmo as we have a Wii which she loves.
ReplyDeleteI had to fake my computer blowing up after I realized just how much swearing there was in it.
A word of caution. Unless you are trained in nuclear physics never EVER fake a nuclear explosion for purely diversionary reasons. The cats are glowing now, and the hamster's sterile. I found the dog two blocks away and I think she may be deaf. Now I need a new computer.
And a video terminal. Hmmmmm... I wonder if Sony has a good one?
What part of "IT'S FULL OF SWEARING" did you not get?! And it's the Onion!!
ReplyDeleteI've never lied to you yet....
Next time, pay attention.
Yes mom.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally. Until 10 minutes ago "The Onion" was something I chopped up to put in my (world famous) spaghetti sauce. I will now ferret my laptop under my covers and see what other things lurk on their website. An educated Dad is a better prepared dad.
At least I know how to text.
jmd,
ReplyDeleteI looked up "blub" and it's a "swelling of fresh plasterwork." Which makes it a noun, apparently. I had that once. Fortunately it lasted for less than four hours so I didn't have to see a doctor.
I loved it. Very funny stuff, including the over eager fire marshall finding the errant cigarette that started the dorm fire. ( you can see it fall behind the two hotties..)thanks for the post.
ReplyDelete(pssssssst. for anyone who thinks buzzwhack has lost his mind, he zipped on to other 'news'casts in the Onion piece...)
ReplyDeleteI thought this was pretty funny when I first saw it...6 months ago.
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ReplyDeletehttp://www.newsday.com/media/flash/2009-04/46217527.swf
Webgod: I SAID it was for people that may have missed it....
ReplyDeleteCrabbyface.
Just keeping it real!
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