You may have heard of this guy before, but it is the single, only, good reason I've found to let Twitter live.
A 27-year-old young man just writes down whatever his father says.
It's called Justin (shitmydadsays).
The G&M did a bit a couple of months back, but for obvious reasons they couldn't put in the best ones.
I hope you have nothing else to do for the next 15 minutes. And anything you're eating will be out your nose.
Thanks to Roz for the link
I love that ... guy? link? site? I refuse to seriously refer to a live feed as a "tweet." But I've been a fan of that source of extemporary brilliance for some time. It's great. Yes.
ReplyDeleteThat was a hoot! I'm going to embroider some of those sayings on some pillows.
ReplyDeleteRoz again... there is a definite pattern here...
ReplyDeleteFemale Pattern Badness.
ReplyDeletejmd, I might like one of those pillows - Christmas is comin'...
Oh, and hi Christian!
Justin's dad is my new hero.
ReplyDeleteOK, I read a whole bunch of his posts and I admit I just didn't get too turned on with one.I found him to be old and cranky with a scatological fetish. Exactly like the customers at the parts counter at Canadian Tire on Saturday Afternoons, come to think of it.
ReplyDeleteI have seen my future.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I LOVE this guy! Thank you. You made my day. I usually skip over the serious stuff, the sad stuff and the political stuff in your blog. (Life's just too short.) Sure glad I didn't miss this!
ReplyDeleteSadly, I seriously thought this was all political...
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I have indeed been told today...
Here are two of my favourites: (to WGJ: I found two that didn't use the eff word - rare)
ReplyDelete"Here's a strawberry, sorry for farting near you...Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that's the deal."
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
Roz